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Today April 18, 2015

Legal Advice

Written by Rudy on April 17, 2015 - 5:45 am -

The Rudy Report has run out of things to be upset about, so we are hoping that Justin Bieber will have a child soon, today on "National Haiku Poetry Day." Anyways, dating can be hard for some people. If it is not working for you, you may want to consider a new technique....

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Former Barcelona star Carles Puyol could join a Major League Soccer club next season. In the Europa League, Napoli beat Wolfsburg 4-1 in the top game. Adrian Peterson has been reinstated by the NFL. Looks like Aaron Hernandez could be next. And, in the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers beat Pittsburgh to take a 1-0 series lead.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Jed Lowrie, Brad Boyes, Marquis Grissom, Ken Daneyko, and Cypriot soccer sensation Loukas Louka (He must be thankful to his parents for his first name). On this day in 1524, Giovanni da Verrazzano reached New York harbor. He must have been surprised to find a bridge with his name there.... Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about the world's species in the Random Fact section!

Venturing Dodgers - The Los Angeles Dodgers are interested in making investments in tech start-ups to find new technologies for the sports industry. Read here.

Big Fish

Written by Rudy on April 16, 2015 - 5:18 am -

The Rudy Report wants to remind you that no matter what you do, you will never be as lazy as the guy who named the fire place, today on "National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day." Anyways, people think of public transportation as an annoyance. However, if you pay attention to detail, it can be more fun than you think....

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Borussia Dortmund coach Juergen Klopp could manage Manchester City next season. In the Champions League, Bayern Munich lost against Porto, while Barcelona beat Paris. Former New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez was found guilty of murder, because he really did kill someone. Kevin Durant could join the Miami Heat. In the NHL Playoffs, the New York Islanders beat Washington. Nashville lost against Chicago in double overtime. In the NBA, the New York Knicks lost against Detroit, while Brooklyn beat Orlando. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees beat Baltimore, while the Mets continued to defeat Philadelphia.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Fredrik Ljungberg, Bill Belichick, and New Zealandean netball legend Laura Langman. On this day in 1941, Bob Feller of the Cleveland Indians threw the only Opening Day no-hitter in Major League Baseball history. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can find out why you should always smell good in the Random Fact section!

Strong Bidder - Billionaire Tony Ressler of Ares Management and former star Grant Hill are front-runners to buy NBA franchise Atlanta Hawks. Read here.

The Band

Written by Rudy on April 15, 2015 - 5:10 am -

The Rudy Report is wondering if your addiction to cats makes you a catholic, which is probably accurate, today on "National Microvolunteering Day." Anyways, when you have a few friends that can play instruments and you think you can sing, it's time to start a band! If only you could come up with a catchy and iconic band name....

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The Oakland Raiders have signed star wide receiver Michael Crabtree. In the Champions League, Juventus beat Monaco 1-0, while Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid had a 0-0 tie. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Baltimore, while the Mets beat Philadelphia again.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Ilya Kovalchuk, Milton Bradley, Tim Thomas, and Swedish swimming legend Bengt Gingsjoe. On this day in 1892, the General Electric Company was founded. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something about women you may already know in the Random Fact section!

Pepsi Is Okay - Pepsi is becoming the official soft drink sponsor of the NBA, replacing Coca-Cola, which means that Pepsi now sponsors all four major leagues. Read here.

Hairy

Written by Rudy on April 14, 2015 - 6:31 am -

The Rudy Report would like to start a discussion about whether Transformers buy life insurance or car insurance, today on "National Look Up at the Sky Day." Anyways, some products that we use can have dangerous ingredients. Less typical, however, is a potential regional hazard for shampoos....

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The Champions League quarterfinals will begin today. Paris is applying to host the 2024 Summer Olympics. The plans for the Olympic Village do not include showers. In the NBA, the New York Knicks beat Atlanta, while Brooklyn lost against Chicago. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees beat Baltimore, while the Mets were victorious against Philadelphia.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Kyle Farnsworth, Brad Ausmus, Greg Maddux, and Czech heptathlon sensation Eliska Klucinova. On this day in 1828, Noah Webster copyrighted the first version of his dictionary. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can find out why you are living in the past in the Random Fact section!

Three For Two - There are three teams and two potential venues for future Los Angeles NFL franchises, which will lead to competitive bidding for the opportunity. Read here.

Secret Code

Written by Rudy on April 13, 2015 - 5:53 am -

The Rudy Report is back from its Spring Break and you certainly look well-rested as well, enough to read this and do your taxes on time, today on "National Scrabble Day." Anyways, a secret is not a secret when everyone knows. The same counts for a code. The people at Kia are taking a more "open source" approach....

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Jordan Spieth won the Masters in impressive fashion. If he does not cheat on his future wife with 15+ women, he could become a very successful golfer. In the Premier League, Chelsea remains at the top with a comfortable 7-point lead after beating Queens Park Rangers 1-0. ManU beat ManCity 4-2 in the Manchester Derby. And, in the NHL, the Playoffs are set to begin on Wednesday.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Hunter Pence, Josh Gordon, Baron Davis, Patrik Elias, Garry Kasparov, Rudi Voeller, and Hungarian gymnastics legend Szilveszter Csollany (his parents just decided to throw in a couple of "Zs" to make the name more challenging). On this day in 1997, Tiger Woods became the youngest golfer ever to win the Masters Tournament. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about the swine flu from 1976 in the Random Fact section!

Not Going Anywhere - Brooklyn Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov says that he never intended to sell a majority stake in his NBA franchise. Read here.