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Today November 23, 2014

Happy Hour

Written by Rudy on November 07, 2014 - 7:51 am -

The Rudy Report will be embarking on a two-week break, but will return on November 24th right on time for Thanksgiving when all other sports sites aren't doing anything, but not before today on "National Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies Day." Anyways, sometimes Asian restaurants show pictures of their menu items in order for patrons to better understand what they are ordering. Fortunately, this has now apparently been expanded to drinks....

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There are rumors that the Los Angeles Lakers will try to sign Boston star Rajon Rondo when he becomes a free agent next summer. On Thursday Night Football, Cleveland easily beat Cincinnati. And, in the NHL, New Jersey lost against St. Louis, as if living in that state isn't loss enough.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Rio Ferdinand, King Kong Bundy, Hasim Rahman, and Jamaican hurdling legend Brigitte Foster-Hylton. On this day in 1929, the Museum of Modern Art opened to the public in New York City. Have a great two weeks, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can find out how much you will eat during your lifetime in the Random Fact section!

Big Guns - The governor of Missouri is being involved in an attempt to keep the St. Louis Rams from moving to Los Angeles. Read here.

Getting Ready For Dinner

Written by Rudy on November 06, 2014 - 7:03 am -

The Rudy Report would like to point out that Adam and Eve were the first two people not to read the Apple Terms & Conditions, today on "National Nachos Day." Anyways, everybody knows that girls take a lot longer than boys to get ready for dinner. There is no shadow of a doubt about that....

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Dortmund star Marco Reus is apparently willing to join Barcelona, after the team's transfer embargo ends in two years, rather than signing a more lucrative deal in the Premier League sooner. In the Champions League, Bayern Munich, Paris St. Germain, Barcelona, and Porto advanced early to the knockout stage. In the NBA, the New York Knicks lost against Detroit, while the Nets had a loss against Minnesota. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers beat the Detroit Red Wings.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Jozy Altidore, Ana Ivanovic, Lamar Odom, Johnny Giles, and Latvian soccer sensation Kaspars Gorkss. On this day in 1977, the first Emmy Sports Awards were presented. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something interesting about light in the Random Fact section!

Scrambling - The city of St. Louis is working on a proposal for a new stadium to avoid losing NFL franchise Rams to Los Angeles. Read here.

Shirt Of The Month

Written by Rudy on November 05, 2014 - 5:37 am -

The Rudy Report would like to point out that there are two kinds of scorpions on Wikipedia, the ones that can sting you, and the other ones that rock you like a hurricane, today on "National Stress Awareness Day." Anyways, it is early in November, but we already have a winner for "Shirt of the Month." Make this your shirt (from the new Adrian Peterson fashion line) when you go to the next parent-teacher conference....

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Somebody had too much time on their hand and made a study, finding out that shorter NBA referees call more fouls than taller ones. It looks like the FIFA World Cup in Qatar in 2022 will take place in November/December, instead of the summer due to the climate. Audi has denied rumors that it will be competing in Formula One starting in 2016. In the Champions League, Dortmund (with a win against Galatasaray Istanbul) and Real Madrid (with a win against Liverpool) became the first teams to advance to the knockout stage. And, in the NBA, the New York Knicks lost against Washington.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to OJ Mayo (his alter ego is Apple Juice Ketchup), Nick Folk, Jerry Stackhouse, Alexei Yashin, Johnny Damon, Bill Walton, and Estonian sumo wrestling sensation Baruto Kaito. On this day in 2007, the Android mobile operating system was introduced by Google. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something that you absolutely did not know about India in the Random Fact section!

In Control - Brooklyn Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov has said that he would sell a minority stake in his team, but does not intend to give up control. Read here.

Customer Service

Written by Rudy on November 04, 2014 - 6:31 am -

The Rudy Report would like to remind you to never trust a fortune teller who buys more than one lottery ticket, today on "National Cook for Your Pets Day." Anyways, when you make mistakes, you should admit them and correct them. Rudy never makes any mistakes and so there is nothing to admit here. These guys from the bread company below corrected their mistake, showing great customer service....

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On Monday Night Football, the New York Giants suffered another tough loss against Indianapolis. In the NHL, the New York Rangers lost against St. Louis in a shoot-out. And, in the NBA, the Brooklyn Nets beat Oklahoma City.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Devin Hester, Dustin Brown, Vince Wilfork, Orlando Pace, Jacques Villeneuve Sr., and Russian handball legend Eduard Koksharov. On this day in 1924, California legalized professional boxing. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can find out how the original Cinderella story was different from the one you know in the Random Fact section!

On The Move - A new report suggests that the National Football League will officially talk about relocating to Los Angeles at their November meetings. Read here.

Happily Ever After

Written by Rudy on November 03, 2014 - 11:06 am -

The Rudy Report would like to point out that if the Ebola breakout happened in Vegas, it would probably stay in Vegas, today on "National Cliche Day." Anyways, getting married is one of the most important events in one's life. It is a celebration of love and happiness. This couple, along with the best man, can hardly contain their excitement....

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There are rumors that Bayern Munich coach Pep Guardiola could replace Arsenal's Arsene Wenger next season. Meanwhile, in Germany's top game, Bayern Munich beat Borussia Dortmund 2-1. In the Premier League, Manchester City beat ManU 1-0, thanks to a goal scored by Sergio Aguero. Chelsea remains in the top spot after winning yet another game. In the NFL, the New York Jets lost against Kansas City. The Giants will take on Indianapolis on Monday Night Football. In the NBA, the New York Knicks beat Charlotte. And, in college football, Mississippi State is still the number one ranked team in the country.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Tyler Hansbrough, Colin Kaepernick, Dwight Yorke, Phil Simms, and Bruneian running sensation Jimmy Anak Ahar (Jimmy?). On this day in 1989, the Minnesota Timberwolves played their first NBA game. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something interesting about "The Simpsons" in the Random Fact section!

Vegas Hockey - A new reports finds that MGM is in discussions with a group to bring an NHL franchise to Las Vegas, which would play in their arena. Read here. 

LA Football - Major League Soccer has announced a new franchise in Los Angeles, led by investor Henry Nguyen who is rumored to have paid a $100+ expansion fee. Read here.

Track Record - Famous German race track Nuerburgring has been sold to a Russian billionaire for an undisclosed sum. Read here.

Big Deal - Goldman Sachs apparently believes that National Basketball Association franchise Atlanta Hawks will sell for $1 billion. Read here.