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Today August 27, 2014

Wrong Choice

Written by Rudy on August 27, 2014 - 3:21 am -

The Rudy Report would like to point out that we are just one week away from the beginning of the NFL season, which means that Fantasy Football will take over at least 3 hours of your work day, but not yet today on "National Fresh Breath Day." Anyways, if you're hungry, go grab a bite and make the Wrong choice....


There are rumors that Mark Sanchez could replace Sam Bradford, who has a season-ending injury, as the starting quarterback of the St. Louis Rams. Bayern Munich has signed Roma defender Mehdi Benatia for $34 million. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Detroit, while the Mets beat Atlanta.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Darren McFadden, Mark Webber, Dietmar Hamann, Jim Thome, Adam Oates, Gerhard Berger, and German golf legend Bernhard Langer. On this day in 1975, the first night tennis match took place at the US Open. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but discover an interesting example of what an earthquake can do in the Random Fact section!

Big Deal - The National Football League and DirecTV are close to reaching a new deal worth $1.4 billion per year until 2022. Read here.

Roadside Assistance

Written by Rudy on August 26, 2014 - 2:14 am -

The Rudy Report would like to make it clear that the only "Ice Bucket Challenge" that Rudy would accept is to drink a cool bottle of champagne that was in an ice bucket for a few hours, today on "National Waffle Iron Day." Anyways, sometimes people need a helping hand, especially if they are in an unfamiliar country or territory. Here we see several damsels in distress on a side road probably somewhere in Norway....


Real Madrid star Angel di Maria is transferring to Manchester United for $106 million. Meanwhile, Lukas Podolski is set to join Juventus Turin on loan from Arsenal London. The Rudy Report will comment on the US Open next week, because nobody cares how Joe Shmoe played against Krscan Rjkastystrhjkic this week anyways. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees beat Kansas City.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to James Harden, David Price, Jamal Lewis, Stan Van Gundy, and Barbadian cricket sensation Tino "Simply the" Best. On this day in 1791, John Fitch was granted a United States patent for the steamboat. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something quite interesting about black holes in the Random Fact section!

More Relaxed - The arrival of new Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred could see blackout restrictions on certain devices become more relaxed. Read here.

If It Ain't Broke

Written by Rudy on August 25, 2014 - 7:27 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce that we now have over 200,000 daily followers, which makes us more attractive than the Mets or Phoenix Coyotes, today on "National Kiss & Make Up Day." You know the saying "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." Well, the picture below both shows the quality and careful handling of a US shipping carrier as well as stuff about sports. And our surveys have shown that readers like to see that rather than puppies and politics....


NBA star Kevin Durant has an offer to become the new face of Under Armor. The deal would be worth $280 million over 10 years. Manchester United is interested in signing Madrid midfielder Sami Khedira. Meanwhile, in the Premier League, Chelsea won, while Arsenal and ManU had disappointing draws. ManCity will take on Liverpool tonight. Hunter Mahan won the Barclays golf tournament. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees beat the Chicago White Sox, while the Mets had a win against the LA Dodgers.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Justin Upton, Marvin Harrison, Albert Belle, Michael Zorc, and Namibian cricket legend Jan-Berrie Burger. On this day in 1825, Uruguay declared its independence from Brazil. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something fascinating about Spongebob Squarepants in the Random Fact section!

Tapping Out - The Toronto-based group led by Jon Bon Jovi is close to dropping out of the bidding war for NFL franchise Buffalo Bills. Read here.

French Spelling

Written by Rudy on August 22, 2014 - 4:56 am -

You are reading the world-famous Rudy Report Weekend Edition, which has been a beacon of journalism for many years, like today on "National Tongue Twister Day." So here is one for you: Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie. Anyways, it is easy to get tongue twisters wrong. But you should get the name of your own country right. And in that category, once again, the French do not excel....


Dortmund star Marco Reus is being linked with a move to Barcelona, with the team trying to make as many key acquisitions as possible before their transfer ban until 2016 starts. The move of Mario Balotelli to Liverpool is imminent. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees finally beat Houston. The Mets did not play.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Randall Cobb, Mats Wilander, Bill Parcells, and Bangladeshi gymnastics sensation Syque Caesar. On this day in 1902, Theodore Roosevelt became the first US President to ride in an automobile. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something interesting about a certain type of fear in the Random Fact section!

Value Investing - National Football League franchises are becoming more and more valuable, according to Forbes, with the Dallas Cowboys valuation increasing 39%. Read here.

Lonely Island - The future owners of the New York Islanders will have to reactivate the fan base and get people to come to Brooklyn in order for the team to succeed. Read here.


Written by Rudy on August 21, 2014 - 2:50 am -

This Rudy Report is more exclusive than winning an Oscar, getting a table at Rao's, and being chosen via e-mail to safeguard the money of a Nigerian king combined, today on "National Create Your Legacy Day." Anyways, competition between cell phone makers is fierce. They keep coming up with faster, smaller, bigger, sleeker phones and features keep getting even more impressive. This one even... nevermind....


Barcelona will be banned from making any new player transfers until 2016, because they previously broke FIFA rules relating to age restrictions. LeSean McCoy will be rated the Number 1 player in the upcoming Fantasy Football drafts. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Houston, while the Mets beat Oakland.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Robert Lewandowski, Usain Bolt, Nikolai Valuev, Paul Menard, and Russian pole vaulting sensation Aleksandra Kiryashova. On this day in 1967, Ken Harrelson became baseball's first free agent. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something very interesting about your ears in the Random Fact section!

New Islander - Jon Ledecky and another investor have taken a minority stake in the New York Islanders, and will buy the majority of the team within the next two years. Read here.

Here To Stay - A new report suggests that the Glazer family does not intend to sell Premier League club Manchester United for at least another five years. Read here.

Minor Deal - A group of Wall Street friends has bought minor league baseball team Dayton Dragons for $40 million, which is a record. Read here.