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Today December 05, 2016

Under Construction

Written by Rudy on December 05, 2016 - 10:52 am -

The Rudy Report wants to point out that romantic comedies are essentially horror movies, in which people only die on the inside, like today on "National Bathtub Party Day." Anyways, it is always tough to find the time for renovations, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. However, be sure to use good judgment when doing so....

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New Formula One world champion Nico Rosberg has shocked racing by announcing his retirement at age 31. In the College Football Playoffs, Alabama will take on Washington, while Clemson faces Ohio State. In Spain, Barcelona and Real Madrid had a 1-1 draw. In the Premier League, Chelsea FC stayed on top with a decisive 3-1 victory on the road against Manchester City. In the NFL, the New York Giants were defeated by Pittsburgh. The Jets will play against Indianapolis on Monday Night Football. In the NBA, the New York Knicks beat Sacramento. And, in the NHL, the New York Islanders lost against Detroit in overtime.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Eddy Curry, Josh Smith, Montee Ball, LeGarrette Blount, Olli Jokinen, Ronnie "The Rocket" O'Sullivan, Larry Zbyszko, and Australian rugby sensation Cooper Cronk. On this day in 1932, German-born Swiss physicist Albert Einstein was granted an American visa. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something about women you may already be aware of in the Random Fact section!

Not Listening - Oakland Raiders owner Mark Davis is not interested in new plans that would keep the NFL franchise in the Bay Area. Read here.

Coveted Jobs

Written by Rudy on December 02, 2016 - 4:15 am -

The Rudy Report feels strongly that there should be a fixed price per Chicken McNugget and that everyone should be allowed to order any quantity, like today on "National Bartender Appreciation Day." Anyways, most people don't like their jobs. You can be lucky if you like what you do and who you are doing it with. Then, there are real dream jobs....

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Monster Energy will be the new naming rights sponsor for NASCAR. In the NFL, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is expected to miss the rest of the season due to a back injury. Manchester United is said to be in hot pursuit of Barcelona star Neymar. Meanwhile, Barcelona will take on Real Madrid this weekend. On Thursday Night Football, the Dallas Cowboys won against Minnesota. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers had a loss against Buffalo, while the Islanders defeated Washington.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Aaron Rodgers, Monica Seles, Ron & Rich Sutter, and Belarusian canoe racing legend and politician Vladimir Parfenovich. On this day in 1976, Fidel Castro became President of Cuba, replacing Osvaldo Dorticós Torrado. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something important about the history of constipation in the Random Fact section!

First Mover - The Houston Rockets are the first team to dedicate a full-time job focused on e-sports as the team's owner wants to invest $500 million into the industry. Read here.

Golden Touch - Olympic champion Michael Phelps is looking to get involved in venture capital, aiming to support start-up companies. Read here.

Mission Statement

Written by Rudy on December 01, 2016 - 1:29 am -

The Rudy Report wants to remind you that everyone in the world is unique, except for you, because you are the only not unique person, today on "National Eat a Red Apple Day." Anyways, every good company needs a solid mission statement. You have to be able to explain what you do in a few words. That is not always done right....

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There are rumors that Stephen Curry could sign with the Charlotte Hornets as early as next season. The Chicago Cubs are interested in Japanese pitching prodigy Shohei Otani. The cost for the 2020 Tokyo Summer Olympics have skyrocketed, standing at 2.5 times of what was originally budgeted. In the NHL, the New York Rangers remain the most valuable franchise at $1.25 billion ahead of Montreal and Toronto, according to Forbes. And, in the NBA, the New York Knicks won against Minnesota.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Lee Trevino, Reggie Sanders, Larry Walker, Ryan Malone, DeSean Jackson, and Kenyan-Qatari long-distance running sensation Mubarak Hassan Shami. On this day in 1913, Ford Motor Company introduced the first moving assembly line. Have a great month, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something incredible about your brain in the Random Fact section!

Piece For Sale - Russian billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov has hired an investment bank to sell a minority stake in NBA franchise Brooklyn Nets. Read here.

Taking Shape - A new NFL stadium for the Oakland Raiders could be funded with money from the NFL ($200M), the city ($200M), and private investors ($600M). Read here.

Lunch Special

Written by Rudy on November 30, 2016 - 8:59 am -

The Rudy Report would like to point out that some people deserve a gold medal in the conclusion jump, like today on "National Computer Security Day." Anyways, some food items are so special and so delicious, it is hard to describe them. Here is one example....

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Don't forget to nominate your candidate for "Rudy Report Athlete of the Year 2016" right now, before it is too late. We will reveal the winner next month. In the NBA, the Brooklyn Nets defeated the Los Angeles Clippers in double overtime. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers won against Carolina.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Rich Harden, Bo Jackson, Gary Lineker, Andy Gray, Jason Pominville, and Kazakhstani triple jumping legend Olga Rypakova. On this day in 1872, the first-ever international football match took place at Hamilton Crescent, Glasgow, between Scotland and England. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about America in the Random Fact section!

Not Trending - A new report details how young viewers are watching less sports on television and prefer other ways of consuming media. Read here.

Not Automatic - A current NFL team owner thinks that the relocation of the Oakland Raiders to Las Vegas may not be a sure thing. Read here.

Gimme Shelter

Written by Rudy on November 29, 2016 - 3:26 am -

The Rudy Report wants to point out that the advantage of not cooking is not having to worry that you left the oven on when traveling, like today on "National Square Dancing Day." Anyways, it's that time of the year when it gets cold outside. Lots of people on the streets will need help and are looking for shelter. But not for this kind of shelter....

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The NFL is considering ending or limiting Thursday Night Football due to low ratings. Meanwhile, on Monday Night Football, the Green Bay Packers defeated Philadelphia. In the NBA, the New York Knicks lost against Oklahoma City. And, in the NHL, the New York Islanders had a victory against Calgary.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Mariano Rivera, Ryan Giggs, Jamal Mashburn, Russell Wilson, John Layfield, Jerry Lawler, and Lithuanian tennis sensation Akvilė Paražinskaitė. On this day in 1902, the Pittsburgh Stars defeated the Philadelphia Athletics, 11–0, at the Pittsburgh Coliseum, to win the first championship associated with an American national professional football league. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something about Disney World that you absolutely did not know before in the Random Fact section!

Downsizing - The Los Angeles Dodgers have been asked by Major League Baseball to cut their debt in order to comply with league rules. Read here.