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Today October 18, 2017

United Urination

Written by Rudy on June 05, 2017 - 2:45 am -

The Rudy Report is fighting global warming by offering you yet another super cool edition to get the week started, today on "National Cognac Day." Anyways, there has been talk about transgender rules for bathrooms. Some are for, some are against it. Rudy is endorsing the combined, unisex bathroom option....

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In the Champions League final, Real Madrid defeated Juventus Turin in an entertaining match 4-1 to successfully defend their title. Washington Nationals star Bryce Harper wants to play for the Chicago Cubs. Manchester United is likely to sign Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale this summer. And, the NFL Players' Association is asking players to financially prepare for a potential lockout in 2021.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Mike Fisher, Lamon Brewster, Vernon Gholston, and German hurdling legend Karin Balzer. On this day in 1956, Elvis Presley introduced his new single, "Hound Dog", on The Milton Berle Show, scandalizing the audience with his suggestive hip movements. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about your kitchen in the Random Fact section!

Getting Smart - Golfer Greg Norman and Verizon Ventures have invested millions in a start-up looking to develop smart golf courses. Read here.

The Modern Man

Written by Rudy on June 02, 2017 - 5:21 am -

The Rudy Report is pretty sure that the waffle was invented when someone accidentally stepped on a pancake, like today on "National Leave the Office Earlier Day." Anyways, modern men are different. Times change and so do men. They are more in tune with social media and like to consume news on their phones....

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Real Madrid is ready to pay a record transfer fee of $130 million to acquire Chelsea FC star Eden Hazard. The Champions League final will be played tomorrow in Cardiff between Real Madrid and Juventus Turin. And, in the NBA Finals, the Golden State Warriors defeated Cleveland to take a 1-0 series lead.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Craig Stadler, Gary Bettman, Lex Luger, A.J. Styles, Earl Boykins, Abby Wambach, and Ukrainian race walking legend Volodymyr Holubnychy. On this day in 1962, during the 1962 FIFA World Cup, police had to intervene multiple times in fights between Chilean and Italian players in one of the most violent games in football history. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can find out why you should sleep more in the Random Fact section!

On The Way Out - Formula One team Red Bull has threatened to leave the series if current engine rules do not change. Read here.

Tiger

Written by Rudy on June 01, 2017 - 5:15 am -

The Rudy Report wants to point out that nobody runs faster than a small child holding your iPhone, like today on "National Say Something Nice Day." Anyways, Tiger Woods used to be the best golfer in the world. He had it all. In fact, he probably had a little too much. Making a strong bid for "Rudy Report Athlete of the Year 2017," here's to the good old times....

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KPMG has crowned Real Madrid and Manchester United as the most valuable soccer clubs, both having the same value of $3.25 billion. The NBA Finals will begin today. And, in the Stanley Cup Final, the Pittsburgh Penguins won against Nashville.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Paul Coffey, Derek Lowe, Nick Young, Santana Moss, Greg Schiano, and Romanian hammer throwing sensation Bianca Perie. On this day in 1974, the Heimlich maneuver for rescuing choking victims was published in the journal "Emergency Medicine." Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something great about the United States in the Random Fact section!

Worth More - The Los Angeles Dodgers are valuing the team at $2.5 billion as they attempt to find an investor for a minority stake. Read here.

Power Player - Jeb Bush has left the group that wants to buy MLB franchise Miami Marlins, because of a power struggle with Derek Jeter. Read here.

Lottery

Written by Rudy on May 31, 2017 - 5:34 am -

The Rudy Report would like to remind you that you can enjoy a pool without having to show pictures of your feet, like today on "National Macaroon Day." Anyways, playing the lottery can potentially make you rich. But why have one winner, when everyone can win?!

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Steve Kerr is expected to return to coaching the Golden State Warriors during the NBA Finals after missing several weeks due to a back injury. The Seattle Seahawks are interested in signing controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick. And, in soccer, Chelsea wants to acquire Bayern Munich defender Jerome Boateng.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Joe Namath, Kenny Lofton, Dave Roberts, Nate Robinson, Marco Reus, Jake Peavy, and Ukrainian hammer throwing legend Anatoliy Bondarchuk. On this day in 1879, Gilmore's Garden in New York City was renamed Madison Square Garden by William Henry Vanderbilt and was opened to the public at 26th Street and Madison Avenue. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something very interesting about chemistry in the Random Fact section.

Plotting A Comeback - Turner Sports is weighing a bid for the National Football League's broadcasting rights, which become available in 2022. Read here.

Healthy Living

Written by Rudy on May 30, 2017 - 9:35 am -

The Rudy Report would like to remind male readers that every conversation with your significant other "is being recorded for quality and training purposes," like today on "National Water a Flower Day." Anyways, Rudy wants to make sure that you live a healthy life. The Rudy Report certainly helps with making you feel good. But in Belgium, health is a heavily discussed topic....

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The NBA Finals will begin on Thursday with the Golden State Warriors taking on the Cleveland Cavaliers. It will be LeBron James' 7th straight finals. New York Giants star Odell Beckham Jr. has signed a 5-year, $29 million shoe deal with Nike, which is the largest ever NFL shoe contract. Tiger Woods, got arrested for a DUI in Jupiter, Florida. And, in the Stanley Cup Finals, Pittsburgh won against Nashville to take a 1-0 series lead.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Manny Ramirez, Billy Donovan, Clint Bowyer, and Canadian curling legend Randy Ferbey (who could forget "The Ferbey Four?"). On this day in 1911, at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, the first Indianapolis 500 ended with Ray Harroun in his Marmon Wasp becoming the first winner of the 500-mile auto race. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about your eyes in the Random Fact section!

Closing In - It looks like the a sale of Major League Baseball franchise Miami Marlins could be announced soon as two groups are making progress. Read here.

Takeover Bid - Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov has made a bid to take over Premier League club Arsenal London, valuing the team at $2 billion. Read here.