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Today November 26, 2015


Written by Rudy on November 13, 2015 - 7:53 am -

The Rudy Report wants to point out that a fun way to annoy people is to go to Walmart and show off your teeth, like today on "World Kindness Day." Anyways, the Rudy Report will go on another quick break to collect the best information for you (and from you), returning on Monday, November 30th, 2015. Anyways, in the meantime, if you need some spiritual guidance, you may find some in church....


Bayern Munich is reportedly offering a record contract for coach Pep Guardiola until 2018, worth more than $25 million per year. New Jersey Devils owner Josh Harris parked his helicopter for hours on a soccer field where kids were supposed to play a game. In the NFL, the New York Jets lost against Buffalo. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers beat St. Louis, while the Islanders lost against the LA Kings.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Vinny Testaverde, Mel Stottlemyre, Metta World Peace, and Estonian ice hockey sensation Toivo Suursoo. On this day in 1900, the Baltimore Orioles (now known as the New York Yankees) entered the American League. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something about a certain awesome mushroom in the Random Fact section!

Exploring Interest - A group of US investors led by a businessman from Kansas City is denying that they are looking at buying Premier League club Everton. Read here.

Leaving New York - Several small daily fantasy sports sites are ceasing operations in New York, while the large players in the market are willing to fight. Read here.


Written by Rudy on November 12, 2015 - 11:47 am -

The Rudy Report sent its intern off to the Philippines, because we ran out of Manila folders, today on "National Love Your Lawyer Day." Anyways, some people are true team players. Then there's others that only care about themselves. Getting gas can say a lot about who you are....

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The NHL is considering increasing the size of the nets if they cannot decrease the size of goalie equipment. Currently injured Lionel Messi is expected to be ready to play in the El Clasico between Real Madrid and Barcelona on next month. And, in the NBA, the New York Knicks were defeated by Charlotte, while Brooklyn beat Houston.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Jason Day, Lucas Glover, Tonya Harding, Michael Moorer, and Russian race walking legend Mykola Alekseyevich Vynnychenko. On this day in 1993, the first Ultimate Fighting Championship even took place in Denver. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can find out when Indians throw a party in the Random Fact section!

Trouble In The Air - The proposed National Football League stadium in Inglewood could ineterfere with air traffic control at LAX, which is an issue that needs to be fixed. Read here.


Written by Rudy on November 11, 2015 - 1:31 am -

The Rudy Report would like to thank everyone that - generations ago - first tasted all plants to see if they were edible or not, today on "National Origami Day." Anyways, the main problem with the Tour de France is that it's in France. There may also be another problem....


The St. Louis Rams have signed wide receiver Wes Welker. Meanwhile, NFL officials are in Mexico City to see if everything is ready for a game in 2016. In the NHL, the New York Rangers crushed Carolina. And, in the NBA, the New York Knicks defeated Toronto.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Victor Cruz, Mark Sanchez, Philipp Lahm, Willie Parker, and English netball legend Kendra Slawinski. On this day in 1875, Gottfried Leibniz demonstrated integral calculus for the first time to find the area under the graph of y = (x). Blame him for having to learn that. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something fascinating about the United States that you absolutely did not know before in the Random Fact section!

Unlikely To Move - The city of Oakland would like to keep the Raiders in town, but they are not willing to commit to any money or a new stadium. Read here.

Still Building - The Pittsburgh Penguins still want to develop the former site of Civic Arena, despite US Steel's decision not to build its headquarters there. Read here. 


Written by Rudy on November 10, 2015 - 5:51 am -

The Rudy Report would like designers of navigation systems to create an "avoid ghetto" option for all of us, today on "National Area Code Day." Anyways, engagements are great. People share their happiness and a life together. However, sometimes, the focus can shift back to reality quickly....


Manchester United is said to be interested in Paris striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Pitcher David Price is likely to sign a 7+ year, $200 million contract with a new team this offseason. The president of Germany's national soccer organization DFB, Wolfgang Niersbach, had to step down amid a scandal regarding the voting for the 2006 World Cup. And, on Monday Night Football, Chicago lost against San Diego.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Teddy Bridgewater, Kendrick Perkins, Donte Stallworth, Les Miles, and Macedonian swimming sensation Marko Blazevski. On this day in 1958, the Hope Diamond was donated to the Smithsonian Institution by New York diamond merchant Harry Winston. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about a new technology in the Random Fact section!

Portfolio Addition - Sports fund Bruin Sports Capital has acquired marketing agency Engine Shop, which is another events-related business in the portfolio. Read here.

Pushed Back - The National Hockey League will not vote on expansion franchises in Quebec City and Las Vegas until next year. Read here.

From Russia With Sports - The Russian government is behind a new sports television network that is intended to be the country's counterpart to ESPN. Read here. 

Times Are Changing

Written by Rudy on November 09, 2015 - 3:59 am -

We would like to remind you that it is time to send in your nomination for the most prestigious "Rudy Report Athlete of the Year 2015" Award, today on "International Tongue Twister Day." I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son, and I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes. Anyways, times are changing. What used to be great a few decades back (see picture below) is now, all of a sudden, frowned upon....


A new study has found that Buffalo Bills fans are the drunkest fans in the NFL. Meanwhile, the New York Giants beat Tampa Bay, and the Jets defeated Jacksonville. In the NHL, the New York Islanders lost against Boston. In the NBA, the New York Knicks beat the Lakers. And, in the English Premier League, Arsenal and Manchester City now share the lead at the top of the table.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to David Duval, Bill Guerin, Andreas Brehme, Whitey Herzog, and Estonian badminton sensation Raul Must. On this day in 1906, Theodore Roosevelt became the first sitting President of the United States to make an official trip outside of the country (to visit the Panama Canal). Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something about milk in the Random Fact section!

Limit Reached - Russian billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov is forced to restructure his deal to gain full control of the Nets and Barclays Center, because he reached the NBA's debt ceiling. Read here.

Big Bucks - A new report examines why sports apparel companies, like Adidas, Nike, and Under Armour, are paying a lot of money for college rights. Read here.