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Today August 01, 2014

Lost Cause

Written by Rudy on August 01, 2014 - 6:21 am -

The Rudy Report would like to welcome you to August, which is one of the Top 12 months of the year, today on "International Beer Day." Anyways, August is also known for its sunshine (except for when you work as a subway conductor). You have to protect your eyes from the bright light. The guy in the picture below has all the tools he needs to do just that, yet he is not using them effectively. You can do better than that!


German star midfielder Marco Reus is being linked with a potential move to Premier League club Liverpool. And, in baseball, the Detroit Tigers acquired starting pitcher David Price from Tampa Bay. The New York Yankees and Mets both had the day off.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Bastian Schweinsteiger, Madison Bumgarner, David James, Kiki Vandeweghe, and German soccer coaching legend Benno Moehlmann. On this day in 1876, Colorado was admitted as the 38th state of the United States. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about a rather interesting eBay auction in the Random Fact section!

Sell To Buy - Donald Trump is planning on selling several casinos in order to finance his bid for NFL franchise Buffalo Bills, should he win the auction. Read here.

On Sale - The American owners of Manchester United will be selling roughly 5% of the Premier League team, leaving them with 85% ownership. Read here.

It's Complicated

Written by Rudy on July 31, 2014 - 6:17 am -

That's it, you can delete all your other e-mails and your bookmarks in your browser, because this Rudy Report does not leave anything unanswered, today on "National Uncommon Instruments Awareness Day." Anyways, relationships are a curious thing. And things can get quite complicated. Or... they can get really complicated....

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There are rumors that Real Madrid star Sami Khedira could replace Toni Kroos (who went to Madrid) at Bayern Munich. Sabine Lisicki hit the fastest women's serve ever in a tennis match in Stanford, going 131 mph (211 km/h). And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Texas, while the Mets crushed Philadelphia.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to DeMarcus Ware, Victoria Azarenka, Fabulous Flournoy (yes, that is his name), Nick Bollettieri, and Hungarian tennis sensation Reka-Luca Jani. On this day in 1961, the first tie in an MLB All-Star game occurred at Fenway Park, when play was stopped in the 9th inning because of rain. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out what people in Mississippi are busy doing in the Random Fact section!

Going South - The Oakland Raiders are considering moving their NFL franchise to San Antonio, which could be a big boost for the city. Read here.

Bills One - The owner of NHL franchise Buffalo Sabres has submitted a bid for NFL franchise Buffalo Bills, which could create synergies in the small sports market. Read here.

Bills Two - Real estate magnate Donald Trump says that his bid for the Buffalo Bills is unlikely to succeed, because there are so many bidders for the team. Read here.

Proper Dress Code

Written by Rudy on July 30, 2014 - 6:20 am -

This Rudy Report has been made with only the highest quality of news, facts, and quotes, so enjoy this unique piece of art, today on "National Cheesecake Day." Anyways, as you know, Rudy is a fashion icon. And, therefore, Rudy says that you always have to dress for the occasion, no matter what that may be. This guy right here (circled) is clearly not wearing the correct shirt for the event he attended....


Borussia Dortmund may be close to signing Manchester United midfielder Shinji Kagawa, who played in Dortmund before he moved to Manchester. The Los Angeles Dodgers may make a trade for starting pitcher Jon Lester or Cole Hamels. Meanwhile, the New York Yankees beat Texas, and the Mets lost against Philadelphia.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Justin Rose, Graeme McDowell, Jurgen Klinsmann, Chris Mullin, and Polish race walking legend Robert Korzeniowski. On this day in 1844, the first yacht club in the United States, the New York Yacht Club, was founded. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something shocking about dolphins that you did not expect for sure in the Random Fact section!

Strategic Partnership - Major League Soccer franchise New York City FC has entered in a strategic partnership with British recruitment company Hays. Read here.

Winter Preparations

Written by Rudy on July 29, 2014 - 5:53 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce that we now have more followers on Twitter than Salt Lake City has inhabitants, today on "National Unassisted Home Birth Day." While you may be enjoying the sun and hot temperatures, people in Florida are smart. They are already getting ready for winter....


A judge has ruled that Donald Sterling cannot block the $2 billion dollar sale of the Los Angeles Clippers by his wife to Microsoft billionaire Steve Ballmer. A New York Yankees fan has returned a lost Red Sox World Series ring to a team executive. They don't have many of these rings in Boston... Liverpool is close to signing Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema. And, in Major League Baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Texas, while the Mets beat Philadelphia.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Chad Billingsley, Ryan Braun, Scott Steiner, and South Korean soccer sensation Oh "The King of Fouls" Beom-seok. On this day in 1973, Greece voted to abolish monarchy. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can find out what ants do when they wake up in the Random Fact section!

New Partners - German soccer club Borussia Dortmund is looking to get two additional strategic investors to help the team catch up with rival Bayern Munich. Read here.

The Rudy Workout

Written by Rudy on July 28, 2014 - 6:52 am -

This Rudy Report touches all your senses, including taste if you print it out and then eat the paper, so enjoy it all, today on "National Compliment Your Mirror Day." Anyways, Rudy works out and is in great shape. You never doubted that, did you? But how does Rudy do it? Well, he has come up with his own routine that requires you to think outside the box in the gym. One Rudy workout fanatic recently posted this picture....

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Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Sidney Rice is retiring at age 27 due to a string of injuries over the years. Arsenal London could sign Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas. Vincenzo Nibali from Italy won the Tour de France. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Toronto, while the Mets beat Milwaukee.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Zach Parise, Manu Ginobili, Michael Carrick, and Icelandic decathlon legend Jon Arnar Magnusson. On this day in 1896, the city of Miami was incorporated in Florida. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out why it is important to pet your cat in the Random Fact section!

Track Sold - Porsche has purchased a former Formula One race track in South Africa for $20 million at an auction, in an effort to redevelop the land. Read here.