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Today February 11, 2016

Wrong Direction

Written by Rudy on February 11, 2016 - 7:57 am -

The Rudy Report would like to remind you that we are all only 4 Buzzfeed slideshows away from finishing a minor task, today on "National White Shirt Day." Anyways, tattoos are a great way to express yourself... if you are a redneck. The bigger the tattoo, the bigger probably your welfare check. Some of the body art can have lasting consequences....

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The Denver Broncos would like to know whether Peyton Manning is retiring or not by March 8. Phil Jackson could leave the New York Knicks to run the LA Lakers organization. Meanwhile, in the NBA, Brooklyn lost against Memphis. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers beat Pittsburgh.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Mike Richards, Maxime Talbot, Eddie Shack, John Surtees, Bill Lawry, Larry Merchant, and Estonian pole vaulting sensation Lembi Vaher. On this day in 1997, Bill Parcells became the head coach of the New York Jets. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something about cheese that you absolutely did not know before in the Random Fact section!

Getting Going - The San Diego Chargers have hired an expert to help them advance their stadium efforts to stay in town. Read here.

Less Is More - Fox Sports has reportedly lowered its offer to renew the contract for Los Angeles Clippers broadcasting rights. Read here.

Paul

Written by Rudy on February 10, 2016 - 6:22 am -

The Rudy Report wants to remind you that there is a fine line between being flirty and creepy, and that line is called being good-looking, today on "National Umbrella Day." Anyways, sometimes you wonder how some people got their job. It makes no sense. Then again, there are times, when everything makes complete sense....

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A new rumor suggests that Oklahoma City star Russell Westbrook could join the New York Knicks next season. Meanwhile, in the NBA, the New York Knicks lost against Washington. And, in the NHL, the New York Islanders defeated the Columbus Blue Jackets in a shoot-out.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Greg Norman, Lance Berkman, Lenny Dykstra, Mike Ribeiro, John Calipari, Alex Gordon, Ty Law, and Japanese racing legend Nobushige Kumakubo. On this day in 1942, the first gold record was presented to Glenn Miller for "Chattanooga Choo Choo." Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about British adults in the Random Fact section!

Careful Planning - The construction of the new Rams stadium in Los Angeles poses several challenges to the NFL franchise and its owner. Read here.

Game Over

Written by Rudy on February 09, 2016 - 4:10 am -

The Rudy Report would like to point out that whoever invented the iPhone charge cord is most likely the same idiot that invented the Capri Sun pouch, today on "National Read in the Bathtub Day." Anyways, when you have a cool car, you should get a cool license plate. That is the rule of the road. Sometimes, however, it may work against you....

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Cam Newton is still pouting from his Super Bowl loss. Dennis Rodman wants to be the next head coach of the New York Knicks. The 2017 NHL Winter Classic is likely to take place at Busch Stadium in St. Louis. In the NHL, the New York Rangers beat New Jersey. And, in the NBA, Brooklyn defeated Denver.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to John Kruk, Magdalena Neuner, Jameer Nelson, Vladimir Guerrero, and Scottish golf legend Sandy Lyle. On this day in 1900, the Davis Cup tennis competition was established. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something incredible about hemorrhoid cream in the Random Fact section!

Mexico Raiders - After announcing a game in Mexico City, there are rumors that Mark Davis could move the Raiders across the border for good. Read here.

Blocked Attempts - Citigroup has announced that it will block transactions related to fantasy sports by New York residents, which is another blow to the industry. Read here.

One Man Gang - The Tennessee Titans have confirmed that they will give their majority owner full authority to represent the team to comply with the NFL's demands. Read here.

Rentals

Written by Rudy on February 08, 2016 - 8:10 am -

The Rudy Report would like to point out that if Hitler was alive and had his own hotel, he would charge you for WiFi, like today on "National Clean Out Your Computer Day." Anyways, when you don't buy, you rent. It could make sense for many different reasons. Here is a good example....

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In the Super Bowl, Krypton Manning defeated Superman as the Broncos beat Carolina to win the championship. In the Premier League, Leicester City beat Manchester City 3-1 to extend their lead. In the NHL, the New York Islanders crushed Edmonton 8-1. And, in the NBA, the New York Knicks lost against Denver.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Dino Ciccarelli, Kimbo Slice, Big Show, Bridgette Kerkove, Alonzo Mourning, and German soccer legend Bruno Labbadia. On this day in 1960, the first eight brass star plaques were installed in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can read an incredible story from China in the Random Fact section!

Shark Tank - Billionaire and sports franchise owner Mark Cuban has made an investment to take a stake in the Professional Futsal League. Read here.

Black History Month

Written by Rudy on February 05, 2016 - 7:07 am -

The Rudy Report is wondering when they are going to drug test the audience of "The Price is Right", because nobody is ever that happy, like today on "World Nutella Day." By the way, have you noticed that Black History Month is the shortest month of the year? Anyways, it's also the month when the Oscars take place. Civil rights have come a long way, but sometimes we are still going in different directions....

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Rumors that Peyton Manning could become the first quarterback of the new Los Angeles Rams do not seem to be true. Manning is set to retire after the Super Bowl. In the NHL, the New York Rangers beat Minnesota, while the Islanders lost against Washington. And, in the NBA, the New York Knicks lost against Detroit.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Roger Staubach, Cristiano Ronaldo, Jose Maria Olazabal, Don Cherry, Sven-Goran Eriksson, and Dutch soccer legend Giovanni van Bronckhorst. On this day in 1972, Bob Douglas became the first African American to be elected to the Basketball Hall of Fame. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something about a weird phobia in the Random Fact section!

Move On - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has stated that the Oakland Raiders could move to Las Vegas, if the other owners approve of the plan. Read here.

Money Bowl - The National Football League is set to generate at least $620 million in revenues during Super Bowl weekend. Read here.