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Major Distraction
Written by Rudy on February 07, 2012 - 8:39 am -The Rudy Report is proud to announce that we have more readers now than Greece has taxpayers, which is good for us and bad for them, today on "National Wave All Your Fingers at Your Neighbor Day." Getting distracted can be quite annoying. That's why nobody should ever distract you from reading the Rudy Report. However, distracting someone else can be fun. Especially when you distract the French... with pictures of an ex-wife....
Also, some more distraction for you here:
It looks like the NFL Pro Bowl will be held in New Orleans next year. Meanwhile, the New York Giants are still the Super Bowl champions. The team will get a ticker tape parade in Downtown today. By the way, here's a Super Bowl Fun Fact: No team that was trailing after the fourth quarter has ever won the Super Bowl. And, in the NBA, the Knicks beat Utah.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Steven Stamkos, Steve Nash, Daniel Van Buyten, Juwan Howard, and Ethiopian soccer sensation Teshome Getu. On this day in 1935, the classic board game Monopoly was invented. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out something that will confirm your prejudices about the French in the Random Fact section!
Value Investing - A news report is trying to put a value on the New York Mets, comparing them to the Los Angeles Dodgers and their potential to reach a $2 billion price tag. Read here.
Better Safe Than Sorry
Written by Rudy on February 06, 2012 - 11:05 am -Congratulations for deciding to read this Rudy Report, because even though you probably have work to do, there is nothing better you can do right now, today on "National Pet Dental Care Day." We live in a dangerous world. Costs of keeping yourself safe have gone through the roof. Some businesses cannot fund the costs themselves anymore and get creative...
The bad news is that the Rudy Report's 31-17 prediction for the Super Bowl was off by 10 points. The good news is that the New York Giants still defeated the other team that will forever be known as "the other team" 21-17! Now it's time to celebrate in New York and time to grieve in the other city. Eli Manning proved to be the gigantic Giant once again. Congratulations, Big Blue! Competitive eating legend Takeru Kobayashi won the Wing Bowl in Philadelphia, eating 337 chicken wings and saying that he could have easily eaten 100 more. He beat tough competitors, such as Jonathan "Super" Squibb and Bill "El Wingador" Simmons. In the NHL, the Rangers beat Philadelphia 5-2. In the NBA, the Knicks beat New Jersey on Saturday. And, in the Premier League, Chelsea took a 3-0 lead in the top game against Manchester United, only to finish with a 3-3 draw. Arsenal and ManCity won their respective games. Liverpool will face Tottenham tonight.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Kris Humphries, Ricky Barnes, Ty Warren, Adolfo Valencia, and Danish soccer legend Per Frandsen. On this day in 1971, a golf ball was hit on the Moon for the first time by Alan Shepard. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something interesting about a former James Bond actor in the Random Fact section!
The More The Merrier - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has stated that there is a possibility to expand the league by two teams. Read here.
Taking Four - The New York Mets are close to announcing that media partner SNY is buying 4 pieces of minority stakes in the struggling franchise. Read here.
League Funding - The San Francisco 49ers are the first franchise to receive a loan from the NFL's new stadium fund, worth $200 million for a new venue in Santa Clara. Read here.
On The Road Again
Written by Rudy on February 03, 2012 - 9:43 am -It's Friday, Friday, gotta read the Rudy Report on Friday, and now you have the song stuck in your head once again, today on "National Thank Your Mailman Day." It's important to be alert when driving a car. You always have to take into account the mistakes of others. Therefore, it is nice when you are warned, like, for example, by an appropriate license plate...
This is the last Rudy Report before the Giants beat the New England Patriots at the Super Bowl. Go Giants! (Note: The Rudy Report is an unbiased publication that simply knows which team is better.) Dirk Nowitzki has announced that he may retire from basketball in two years. LeBron James is considering participating in the All-Star Slam Dunk Contest. Meanwhile, the Knicks lost a close game against Chicago.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Retief Goosen, Vlade Divac, Marty Jannetty, and German national team coach Joachim "Jogi" Loew. On this day in 2008, the New York Giants defeated the 18-0 New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLII, in what is known as one of the greatest upsets in sports history. Let's do it again! Go Giants!!!! Have a great Super Bowl Weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something that actually isn't that interesting (hey, at least I'm honest) about baseball in the Random Fact section!
The Cost of the Bowl - Hosting the Super Bowl will create costs for Indianapolis in excess of $40 million, that have to be covered by taxpayers, but the city also benefits from the event. Read here.
Invitation Only - The Los Angeles Dodgers have invited several bidders to come to the headquarters and meet management as the auction progresses. Read here.
Dancing In The Dark
Written by Rudy on February 02, 2012 - 8:40 am -The Rudy Report would like to congratulate you for reading this report, because it shows that you have made the right choice in your life, today on "National Self Renewal Day." You know the situation: You go out, you have a good time with your friends, and you want to take pictures so that you can remember the fun times. However, always know who you're dancing with. And bring a camera with a flash to make sure nobody gets left out...
Plaxico "I Shot Myself in the Leg" Burress will not play for the New York Jets next season. By the way, tickets for the Super Bowl have reached the same price tag as the entire New York Mets franchise. NCAA college football teams recruited high school stars with Alabama once again getting the best players. And, in the NHL, the Rangers beat Buffalo in a shoot-out.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Barry Ferguson, Gerard Pique, Donald Driver, Todd Bertuzzi, Steve Penney, and Estonian discus throwing legend Aleksander Tammert. On this day in 1887, the first Groundhog Day was observed in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something about the history of beer in the Random Fact section!
At A Loss - Premier League club Chelsea FC has reported a loss of $100 million, which raises doubts over the team's ability to comply with Financial Fair Play rules. Read here.
Super Bowl Seats
Written by Rudy on February 01, 2012 - 10:48 am -If you have read any other Rudy Report this February, it was a cheap copy and simply fake, because this is the first one of the month, today on "National Senior Independence Day." The Super Bowl is coming up and Rudy is sure that you're also getting excited about the imminent victory of the New York Giants over the New England Patriots. If you don't have any tickets, you may be able to sneak past security and go unnoticed as long as you're prepared...
Several insiders suggest that Peyton Manning is close to announcing the end of his career. Let's hope he won't pull a Brett Favre. Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho is rumored to be looking at job offers in England. In the NBA, the Knicks beat Detroit. And, in the NHL, the New York Islanders beat Carolina, while the Rangers lost against New Jersey in a shoot-out.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Phil Ivey, Gabriel Batistuta, Mike Kitchen, and Slovenian soccer legend Zlatko Zahovic (who, most likely, is a big fan of rock band ZZ Top). On this day in 1993, Gary Bettman became the first and so far only commissioner of the National Hockey League. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something interesting about fingernails in the Random Fact section!
Big Backer - One of the bids for the Los Angeles Dodgers is said to be backed by a wealthy South Korean apparel retail company. Read here.
Home Deal - Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur have finally reached a deal to build a new stadium next to White Hart Lane. Read here.
Perfect Ten - The New York Mets will sell all ten minority stakes in the franchise, worth $20 million each, but no names have been revealed yet. Read here.