Recent Comments

Today August 02, 2015

Breaking News

Written by Rudy on October 23, 2013 - 1:15 am -

This Rudy Report may upset some environmentalists, because we have the hottest news, contributing significantly to global warming, today on "National Mole Day." Anyways, these days, all kinds of unimportant events are being referred to as "breaking news." Where do we draw the line? What should be the standard? At the Rudy Report, we only feature major developments that actually matter....


The World Series between St. Louis and Boston will kick off today. The Rudy Report endorses the Cardinals. FC Barcelona is reportedly interested in signing Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere. In the UEFA Champions League, Borussia Dortmund beat Arsenal 2-1. AC Milan and Barcelona had a 1-1 draw. And, in the NHL, the New York Islanders lost against Vancouver in overtime.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Doug Flutie, Al Leiter, Juan "Chi-Chi" Rodriguez, and American motorcycle racing legend Wayne Rainey. On this day in 1946, the United Nations General Assembly convened for the first time at an auditorium in Flushing, Queens. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out what baking powder and gum have in common in the Random Fact section!

Coming Back - There are rumors that MLB franchise Tampa Bay Rays could move to Montreal, if the team does not get a new stadium. Read here.

Exotic Species

Written by Rudy on October 22, 2013 - 9:55 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce that we have just raised the news ceiling, offering you even better and more news, unbureaucratically, today on "National Stuttering Awareness D-d-d-d-d-day." In any case, sometimes it is fun to take a walk on the wild side. You can find lots of exotic and dangerous species at the zoo, for example. Have a look at a small selection right here....


German striker Miroslav Klose may play for MLS franchise Los Angeles Galaxy next season. Portugal will take on Sweden in the World Cup qualifying playoff round. And, on Monday Night Football, the New York Giants finally celebrated their first victory of the season by defeating the Minnesota Vikings.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Heath Miller, Ichiro Suzuki (former teammate of Mitsubishi Toyota), Ron Tugnutt, Brian Boitano, and British long jump legend Sheila Sherwood. On this day in 1964, Jean-Paul Sartre was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature, but he turned down the honor. That is quite typical for arrogant Frenchmen. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something interesting about former company Enron in the Random Fact section!

Cuz It's Brooklyn - The revenues for the new Barclay's Center in Brooklyn have fallen short of projections, probably because it is in Brooklyn and not in civilization. Read here.

Not Every Penny Counts

Written by Rudy on October 21, 2013 - 7:53 am -

Here it is, the precious Rudy Report that is much better than the "funny" e-mails your lame co-workers forward you from time to time, so enjoy today on "National Reptile Awareness Day." Anyways, with people around the world having a more positive mindset towards charity, some organizations get picky. They used to take any donation, no matter small or large. However, some seem to be changing their tune....


In the NFL, the New York Jets beat the New England Patriots. The Giants will try to extend their losing streak against Minnesota on Monday Night Football tonight. St. Louis will take on the Boston Red Sox in the World Series starting on Wednesday. And, in the Premier League, Arsenal, Chelsea, and ManCity all won their games. ManU and Liverpool only had draws in their respective games.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Zack Greinke, Nemanja Vidic, Joey Harrington, Whitey Ford, and Norwegian curling legend Thomas Ulsrud. On this day in 1959, the Guggenheim Museum, which was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, opened in New York City. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something about pumpkins just in time for Halloween in the Random Fact section!

Better Than One - The National Football League is thinking about featuring two games on Thursday night, which could further increase total viewership. Read here.

The Colorful Edition

Written by Rudy on October 18, 2013 - 8:45 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce that we have once again - for the 5th consecutive year - won the Nobel Prize in Lifestyle, which goes into our trophy cabinet, today on "National Chocolate Cupcake Day." In any case, when you leave for the weekend, make sure to wear the newest fashion. What's in style? Well, you can't go wrong these days with a little bit of color....


Former Rudy Report Athlete of the Year Mario Balotelli is making the news again after he got into a fight with a fan at an airport in Naples, Italy. Carmelo Anthony plans on being a free agent next summer, which could land him a 5-year, $130 million contract. And, in the MLB Playoffs, Boston beat Detroit to take a 3-2 series lead.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Robert Harting, Lindsey Vonn, Martina Navratilova, Mike Ditka, and Tongan shot put legend 'Ana Po'uhila. On this day in 1898, the United States took possession of Puerto Rico. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out which other country also celebrates the birthday of the United States in the Random Fact section!

Giving It A Name - Real Madrid is contemplating selling naming rights to its stadium, which could bring in as much as 50 million Euros per year. Read here.

The Long Wait

Written by Rudy on October 17, 2013 - 7:12 am -

Well, since you're here, we might as well write a Rudy Report for you, so keep on reading, today on "National Wear Something Gaudy Day." Anyways, waiting is part of our lives. In fact, we spend so much time waiting for unnecessary things, like Khloe getting a divorce from Lamar. The situation is not any different at airports around the world....


There are rumors that one of the next PGA Championship majors will be played somewhere outside of the United States. And, in the MLB Playoffs, the Dodgers beat St. Louis, but are still trailing the series 3-2. Detroit beat Boston to tie their series at 2-2.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Kimi Raikkonen, Ernie Els, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, and Russian volleyball sensation Yekaterina Gamova (because when you play the Russians, it's "game ova"...). On this day in 1860, the first British Open golf tournament took place. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something interesting about a former US President in the Random Fact section!

New Network - The Los Angeles Dodgers are confident that their plans for a regional sports network will get approved, which could lead to a huge financial windfall for the team. Read here.

On Track - With a stadium deal all but sealed, the city of Orlando may announce the addition of a Major League Soccer franchise by the end of next month. Read here.