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99 Problems

Written by Rudy on July 07, 2015 - 8:09 am -

The Rudy Report thinks that a lot of negative things can be said about humankind, but we did invent ice cream, like today on "National Tell The Truth Day." Anyways, knowledge is power. The more you know, the better you are. Some topics, however, should stay with the demographics they were intended for....

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Rory McIlroy may miss the British Open due to an ankle injury. The Tour de France is currently under way, but you correctly chose not to care this year. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees did not play, while the Mets played way too late against Seattle for anyone to stay up and keep score.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Joe Sakic, Erik Zabel, Chris Andersen, Michelle Kwan, and Mozambican running legend Tina Paulino. On this day in 1985, Boris Becker became the youngest player ever to win Wimbledon at age 17. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something interesting about Thailand's history in the Random Fact section!

Vegas Bound - A new report suggests that NBA franchise Milwaukee Bucks could be moved to Las Vegas if no arena deal, including $250 million in public funding, is reached. Read here.

The End

Written by Rudy on July 06, 2015 - 12:42 pm -

The Rudy Report is wondering why Antonio Banderas' hair has been wet for more than 20 years, like today on "National Take Your Webmaster to Lunch Day." Anyways, there is always a beginning and an end. You can rest assured that the Rudy Report will continue. But others may have reached a dead end....

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The US women's national team got revenge for Pearl Harbor against Japan, winning the World Cup 5-2. However, a women's World Cup is a bit like gay marriage: It's not quite the real thing, but good for them. New York Giant Jason-Pierre Paul badly burned his hand in a fireworks incident. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Tampa Bay, while the Mets defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Brandon Jacobs, Pau Gasol, Ron Duguay, Max Mirnyi, and Slovak race-walking legend Jozef Pribilinec. On this day in 1986, Davis Phinney became the first American to win a road stage of the Tour de France. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something about Robin Williams that you absolutely did not know before in the Random Fact section!

Integration Model - A new report details how an Arab soccer club owner is becoming a role model for social integration in France. Read here.

Shortcut

Written by Rudy on July 03, 2015 - 9:16 am -

The Rudy Report suggests telling the cashier at Starbucks that your name is "Godot" and then you simply leave, like today on "National Stay out of the Sun Day." Anyways, the Rudy Report likes creative solutions. It is always good to think outside the box. This little girl right here is truly inspiring....

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Teemu Selanne, Sebastian Vettel, Moises Alou, and New Zealandian cricket legend Richard Hadlee. On this day in 1884, Dow Jones and Company published the first stock average. Have a great weekend, check out the newest Dear Rudy about what Americans do all day, and you can learn some good news about the ozone layer in the Random Fact section!

Cheer Up

Written by Rudy on July 02, 2015 - 7:10 am -

The Rudy Report prefers taxis over Uber in New York City, so you can be rude to your driver without having to worry about getting a bad grade, like today on "World UFO Day." Anyways, we are just two days away from Independence Day, so there are lots of reasons to be cheerful, and no reason at all to be sad....

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Chad Henne, Alex Morgan, Johnny Weir, Joe Thornton, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Richard Petty, and Belgian cycling legend Walter Godefroot. On this day in 1900, the first Zeppelin flight took place on Lake Constance in Germany. Have a great day, there is still the new Dear Rudy about Americans, and you can learn something about an unfortunate pool party in the Random Fact section!

Fashion Faux Pas

Written by Rudy on July 01, 2015 - 6:50 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce that today's date 7/1 commemorates Germany's score against Brazil in the World Cup semi-finals nicely, today on "National Second Half of the Year Day." Anyways, fashion is the most important aspect of our lives. If there was no fashion, life would be worthless. A big problem is other people wearing the same outfit as you at social events, such as at a trip to Wal-Mart....

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Kentucky coach John Calipari could become the new head coach of the Sacramento Kings. Soccer star Gervinho is not transferring from AS Roma to Abu Dhabi after his extreme demands (private beach, helicopter, housing for his entire large family) were rejected.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Michael Wacha, Forrest Griffin, Jarome Iginla, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Carl Lewis, and Hungarian long jumping legend Oedoen Foeldessy. On this day in 1979, Sony introduced the Walkman. Have a great day, there is a new Dear Rudy about what Americans do all day, and you can learn something incredible about Spider-Man in the Random Fact section!

Black Hole - A new report suggests that Formula One has dropped about $4 billion in valuation in the past two years as the organization is currently for sale. Read here.