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New Olympic Discipline

Written by Rudy on April 24, 2013 - 12:04 pm -

With only eight months until Christmas and probably no summer in between, it is time for you to start thinking what to get for the Rudy Report, today on "National Take a Chance Day." While wrestling has been rightfully dropped from the program of the Summer Olympics, another exciting sport is being rumored to be added to the list of disciplines. We are proud to introduce oral brick carrying...

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In the Champions League, Bayern Munich absolutely crushed Barcelona 4-0, which makes the second game completely obsolete. Real Madrid will take on Dortmund in the second semi-final tonight. In baseball, the New York Yankees beat Tampa Bay, while the Mets lost against the Dodgers. In the NHL, the Rangers had a tough loss against Florida, while the Islanders lost against Carolina in a shoot-out. And, in the NBA Playoffs, the New York Knicks beat Boston for the second time to create a 2-0 series lead.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Chipper Jones, Omar Vizquel, Stuart Pearce, and Slovenian skiing legend Jure Kosir. On this day in 2005, Snuppy, the world's first cloned dog, was born in South Korea. Shortly later, he was eaten... Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out what an auscultation is in the Random Fact section!

Not For Sale - The president of Italian soccer club Lazio Rome has stated that the team is not for sale despite rumors of a takeover by a Saudi Arabian businessman. Read here.

Sending The Wrong Message

Written by Rudy on April 23, 2013 - 7:03 am -

The Rudy Report is so far ahead of its time, all the things you will read in this report will not be published on other sites until at least 2014, today on "National Zucchini Bread Day." Whatever you do in your life, you want to be clear with your actions. Definitely try avoid sending the wrong message. The woman in the picture below is getting it all wrong...

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Bayern Munich will take on Barcelona in the semi-final of the Champions League today. The Rudy Report predicts a Bayern victory. Meanwhile, Bayern has signed Dortmund star Mario Goetze for 37 million Euros in a spectacular transaction. In the NBA Playoffs, Chicago beat Brooklyn to tie the series at 1-1. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Tampa Bay.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Andruw Jones, Tony Esposito, Bobby Shaw, and American sport cup stacking and basketball sensation Emily Fox. On this day in 1962, the New York Mets won their first game ever. Not many wins have followed since then... Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about Kit Kat that you did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!

Less Is More - A new report suggests that Qatar is planning to build less stadiums for the 2022 World Cup due to rising costs. Read here.

Head To Head - It appears to be a close race between two groups who could acquire the Sacramento Kings and move the team or keep them in town. Read here.

Unhelpful Help

Written by Rudy on April 22, 2013 - 8:37 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce that we are most likely holding the record of number of reports published by someone named Rudy, which is most likely awesome, today on "National Jelly Bean Day." Let me tell you, it's great if someone helps you, but only if the person is actually helpful. You know what I mean. Some people offer help and make things more complicated. So be selective...

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Marshawn Lynch, Mark van Bommel, Dan Cloutier, Carlos Sastre, Terry Francona, and American basketball sensation Vernell "Bimbo" Coles (look it up!). On this day in 1977, optical fiber was first used to carry live telephone traffic. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out which baseball team paid its players first in the Random Fact section!

Public Display

Written by Rudy on April 19, 2013 - 8:09 am -

A new survey has found that 74.4% of readers prefer reading the Rudy Report over sitting on a plane next to a fat guy, which is nice, today on "National Garlic Day." As you know, you can't behave in public like you behave at home. So when you're out there, make sure that you know what you're doing. People are watching...

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Phil Jackson appears to be ready to return to the NBA as a coach next season. Arsenal London is reportedly interested in signing former Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou. In baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Arizona, while the Mets had a loss against Colorado. And, in the NHL, the Rangers crushed Florida, while the Islanders beat Toronto.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Joe Mauer, Maria Sharapova, Troy Polamalu, and New Zealandian rugby legend Sitiveni Sivivatu. On this day in 1960, baseball uniforms began displaying player names on their backs. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out which school offers the easiest class ever in the Random Fact section!

Not Selling - Billionaire Paul Allen has stated that he has no intentions of selling the Portland Trail Blazers, despite rumors claiming the opposite. Read here.

Modern Art

Written by Rudy on April 18, 2013 - 11:18 am -

Unlike wine or beer, the Rudy Report does indeed go with any meal, making it the most versatile companion you can ever have to impress someone, like today on "National High Five Day." Art is always a hot topic to discuss. Rudy loves art. Good art, creative art, something that has not been done before...

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Real Madrid has surpassed Manchester United as the world's most valuable soccer club, according to Forbes. The top three are Real Madrid (2.53 billion Euros), Manchester United (2.45 billion), and FC Barcelona (2 billion). The NHL will hold six outdoor games next season. In the NBA, the Knicks beat Atlanta, while Brooklyn defeated Detroit. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees beat Arizona, while the Mets game was postponed again.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Miguel Cabrera, Scott Hartnell, Robyn Regehr, Valeri Kamensky, and Lithuanian basketball sensation Simas Buterlevicius. On this day in 1923, the old Yankee Stadium was opened in the Bronx. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something interesting about San Francisco that you did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!

More Time - The NBA Board of Governors is asking for more time to decide about the sale of the Sacramento Kings, adding more drama to the complicated situation. Read here.