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Pledge Of Allegiance

Written by Rudy on May 20, 2014 - 7:38 am -

We are just one month away from the World Cup, which will probably take place in Brazil (they only need to finish a few stadiums), and the Rudy Report is getting excited, today on "National Bike to Work Day." Anyways, in difficult situations, you have to get creative. At this basketball game, they were missing an American flag, and so smart students improvised by using this guy's pants for the Pledge of Allegiance. Well done....


Manchester United has hired Louis van Gaal as the team's new head coach. The New York Knicks are planning a trade for Milwaukee star Kevin Love. And, in the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers beat Montreal again to take a commanding 2-0 series lead.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Petr Cech, Iker Casillas, Jayson Werth, David Wells, Stan Mikita, and Cameroonian soccer legend Roger Milla. On this day in 1899, the first traffic ticket in the United States was issued when New York City taxi driver Jacob German was arrested for speeding while driving 12 mph on Lexington Avenue. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out how Andrew Jackson is different from all other US Presidents in the Random Fact section!

No Stopping - A new report suggests that Donald Sterling and his estranged wife have almost no chance to stop a forced sale of the Los Angeles Clippers. Read here.

On The Menu

Written by Rudy on May 19, 2014 - 8:03 am -

The Rudy Report wants to remind you that if you ever feel depressed, just remember that some trees grow for 25 years only to become a Justin Bieber poster, like today on "National Neighbor Day." As you know, there are many different kinds of cuisines. Sometimes, it is hard to translate exactly what the dish is. Here is an attempt to describe "jerk chicken"....


After winning the Kentucky Derby, California Chrome also won the Preakness, which means that the horse could win the coveted Triple Crown, if the horse's nose problems get figured out. Lionel Messi is becoming the best paid soccer player in the world, signing a new contract until 2019 worth 24 million Euros per year. Meanwhile, he and his team Barcelona played 1-1 against Atletico Madrid which means that Atletico won the Spanish league championship. Arsenal London won the FA Cup with an impressive 3-2 come-from-behind victory against Hull in overtime. Bayern Munich also had to go into overtime to beat Borussia Dortmund in the German cup final. In the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers crushed Montreal 7-2 in Game 1 of the series. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees beat Pittsburgh and then lost against Pittsburgh on the same day, while the Mets lost against Washington.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Mario Chalmers, Georges St-Pierre, Kevin Garnett, London Fletcher, Archie Manning, and Latvian javelin throwing legend Janis Lusis. On this day in 1935, the National Football League adopted the annual college draft to begin in 1936. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out something very interesting about certain molecules in the Random Fact section!

Big Fight - Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling will not pay the $2.5 million fine imposed by the NBA and threatens to fight the league in court to keep his team. Read here.

Full Service Banking

Written by Rudy on May 16, 2014 - 7:43 am -

You seem to be ready to improve and expand your knowledge of the world , and the Rudy Report is here to help you do just that, today on "National Pizza Party Day." Anyways, banking is not the same that it was a few years ago. Times have changed! You need to offer more services to keep your customers. This bank right here offers ATMs with a custom tailored approach....


After failing to sign Steve Kerr, the New York Knicks are interested in Derek Fisher as their next head coach. There are rumors that Dortmund star Marco Reus could be joining Bayern Munich next season. New York City wants to apply for the 2024 Summer Olympics. Former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez has been indicted for two more murders in 2012. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees beat the Long Island Mets again.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Corey Perry, Gabriela Sabatini, Thurman Thomas, and Hungarian ultramarathon running legend Edit Berces (She was always better than her siblings Copy Berces and Paste Berces). On this day in 1975, Junko Tabei became the first woman to reach the summit of Mount Everest. She would have been the first person, but compared to men, it took her "a bit longer" to get ready. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something interesting about the Harlem Globetrotters in the Random Fact section!

Going Through - The National Basketball Association will approve the $550 million sale of the Milwaukee Bucks to two finance billionaires. Read here.

Good Results - Manchester United is reporting better results on their balance sheet than on the pitch, announcing strong quarterly earnings amid a disappointing season. Read here.

Coming Out

Written by Rudy on May 15, 2014 - 6:41 am -

We are already halfway through May, which is crazy and shows you how fast time goes by when you read the Rudy Report every day, like today on "National Nylon Stockings Day." Anyways, the Rudy Report supports all lifestyles... except for the French lifestyle, of course. We actually do have quite a few gay readers. Coming out is a big part of the process....

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It looks like Michael Vick will be chosen as New York Jets quarterback over rival Geno Smith, but you can expect a dogfight. In the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers will take on the Montreal Canadiens who defeated Boston in Game 7. In the NBA Playoffs, Miami eliminated Brooklyn coming back late from a deficit to win the game. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees finally beat the Mets.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Andy Murray, Josh Beckett, Ryan Leaf, Desmond Howard, Emmitt Smith, George Brett, and English high jump legend Dorothy Shirley. On this day in 1928, Walt Disney character Mickey Mouse premiered in his first cartoon called "Plane Crazy." Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about Pringles chips that you absolutely did not know before in the Random Fact section!

On The Way Out - New York Mets co-owner Saul Katz is denying reports that he wants to sell his stake in the team as the franchise continues to lose money. Read here.

Big Deal - Major League Soccer has reached a new broadcasting deal with ESPN, which will pay the league an average of $30 million per year until 2022. Read here.

Money Makers

Written by Rudy on May 14, 2014 - 6:37 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce that we are currently growing faster than the economy of Ukraine, which shows our strength, today on "National Night Shift Workers Day." Anyways, inflation is something that just happens. Your money will be worth less over time with inflation rising. Unless you do something about it....


Atletico Madrid striker Diego Costa will be joining Chelsea FC next season for a transfer fee of $54 million. Meanwhile, Chelsea star David Luiz will move to Barcelona for the same sum. In baseball, the New York Yankees lost against the Mets again. And, in the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers beat Pittsburgh in Game 7 2-1 in order to advance to the next round. Congratulations!

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Frank Gore, Eddie House, Roy Halladay, and Estonian beach soccer legend Indrek Siska. On this day in 1939, Lina Medina became the youngest confirmed mother in medical history at the age of five. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something interesting about early baseball history in the Random Fact section!

When In Rome - A new reports details how the American owner of Italian soccer club AS Roma is shaping the club and is intending to build a new stadium. Read here.

Quarterback Sneak - The San Francisco 49ers are opposing Joe Montana's hotel project next to their future stadium, citing the need for more parking lots. Read here.

Spending Spree - A Thai investor group is planning on spending millions to catch up and become a top Premier League club within three years. Read here.